It’s a sad day in Tinsel Town. I guess it’s pretty offish that Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have broken up… Sarz, taking time apart. LiLo’s been kind of up to her old crazy divicks and SamRo is fed up. Sammy’s sissy, CharRo even checked in with the police to see if she could get a resdivaining order placed on Lindsay after she divied to crash her JC Penney partay! I guess these two won’t be roaddivipping to Iowa anytime soon.

On the Ate Train… I’m also complete fascinated by Snickers‘ new Subway ad campaign. Ya know, I fancy myself a bit of a wordsmith, but these stop me dead in my divacks at their cleverness. Oh, that nuggety choco filling!

Looks like EX’s Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have reunited. I was total devastated when they broke up… It was just a matter of time, they’re just so perfect for each other. Speaking of Drew, I’m beside myself in excitement for her HBO movie with Jessica Lange, Grey Gardens. If you haven’t checked out the documentary about Jackie O’s reclusive relatives, flix it NOW!

SO Ohizz has, so far, been pretty much a huge success. I’ve been eating non-stop, watching TONS of t.v. and been nursing Patty back to health (with the help of the rest of the fam). She’s totally miserable, but her hip surgery was a total success. My brother and I have been shoveling candy into our faces by the fist full (tootsie rolls, laffy taffy & jolly rancher jelly beans). The first few days, the weather was effin’ beautiful, but today… SNOW! How does the sun shine one day at 70 degrees and the next day it’s 32 degrees. So confusing. Well, at least we have a billion flowers to keep us company and the house is smelling like the secret garden! Well, I’m off to eat some popcorn and watch a movie. I’ll keep ya’ll updated on my Ohio divip…

When I was in Michigan a couple weeks ago, I busted out some of my old CDs to listen to on my drive to see Kyle at Oakland University. Most of them were unlabeled mixes that I’d made during the last summer, but amidst all the unknown albums I found “Rockin’ the Suburbs”. It’s pretty old as far as Ben Folds albums go, but I hadn’t heard it in ages and so I put it in. It was at that moment that I remembered how much I used to LOVE Ben Folds & his music.

I have a thing for musicians and nearly EVERY boy I’ve ever liked has been really into Ben Folds, which is kind of how I got indivoduced to his music. The whole time I was at home all I listened to was “Rockin’ the Suburbs” and it was so nice to drive around, with the windows down, blasting it. Plus, I’ve always had this crush on Ben Folds. He’s way old and married, but still, he’s cute in that geeky, musician kind of way.

“Annie Waits” is definitely my favorite song off the album. My best friend Nick used to play it all the time and I would do the little clap-y part, which is about all the musical talent I possess. So after re-discovering my mad love for Ben Folds, I started to wonder what other music I’d forgotten about (besides Sum41 and Blink182 circa What’s My Age Again? which I’ll never forget about). So I gotta ask, what music did you used to love that’s been pushed to the back of your mind? Give me some suggestions, jog my memory! Remind me how awesome music used to be pre-my obsession w/ the Jonas Brothers!

Happy Monday to ya! Thanks to a recent mention in Entertainment Weekly we have been inundated with calls and emails about this great Jack BB Dakota jacket worn by Bella in “Twilight”. (Did anybody get that collector’s edition DVD set that came out about two weeks ago?) Well, I’m happy to say that BB Dakota is reissuing this item and we’ll have it at summer’s end, just in time for Back to School. We’ve now made it available for pre-order and whoa, it’s going fast. Defs have a look and grab one before they’re gone!

Hey Gisele, your peace sign is pretty funny… Considering your security guards shot at some paparazzi this weekend. That’s right, the “most beautiful woman in the world,” supermodel Gisele Bundchen and her hunk hubz, NFL star Tom Brady were in Costa Rica this weekend getting re-hitched (the couple initially got married in Feb in Santa Monica) when the shots were fired. Some paps had snapped photos of the wedding but Gizzy and Tom has already granted an exclusive to a Brazilian Mag, so when the paps refused to hand over the pics, the guards “frog marched” on the vehicles and opened fire. No one was harmed, thank gawd, but the windshield of the photographer’s car was shattered by a .38mm shell, ! I know the papz are crazy, but srsly Gisele, bullets?!? I think we all need to back the eff down! WORLD PEACE!

I can’t even believe it… Right smack dab in the middle of the Heartland, the state of Iowa UNANIMOUSLY goes and approves Gay Marriage, becoming the 3rd state in the nation to do so! Iowa has no residency requirements, so anyone can divek out to the Hawkeye State to get hitched. This is so ahmahazing… One drip that’s sure to open the flood gates, I hope! Hey Keith, whatya doin’ this weekend?!? EQUALITY & HAPPINESS FOR ALL!

Check out these shots from the Ronson family’s celebration at the Bar Marmont in LA for sis Charlotte’s I Heart Ronson collection for JC Penney! Wow Charlotte, I remember the days when you used to sell us the iPod hoodie… Times have changed. It was cute seeing Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton reunited (cute dude Parz)… But where’s Lindsay Lohan? SamRo, no LiLo? Guess she’s having too much fun womanizing with Lily Allen!

Well, if you live under a rock or something, maybe you wouldn’t know how totes obsessed I am about Madonna! Whether it’s her new single, cheek implants or ribbon lifts… I’m glued to my girl. Last week she was in Malawi in an effort to adopt her 2nd Malawian child, 3 year old Mercy James. Well, Her Madgesty was DENIED! The court officials wouldn’t let it slide this time that she hadn’t lived in the coundivy continuously for 18-24 months. I don’t know much about adoption procedures, but that seems a bit harsh?

My newest obsession… JJ Abrams’ upcoming Star Trek flick… And it’s hawt dude stars, Chris Pine (as Admiral James T Kirk) and Zachary Quinto (as Spock). Check out the hunksters going for an afternoon jog in Sydney Ausdivalia! The boys are in town for the Sydney premiere of the film at the Sydney Opera House. Oh, those boys are fit to be tied… Up!

Amy Winehouse is back in St. Lucia… And I’m loving it! Whoo, Nelly…